Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

korixsonder:

smiggles:

smiggles:

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Dinner time fellas

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That bitch didnt stand a chance

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 15 hours ago

cryptidshuffle:

lycanthropdyke:

lycanthropdyke:

I wanna try gouache

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ITS AN ART MEDIUM

meme of two characters thats been edited to say "oh shit this cheese is bangin yo" with the other character response being "its paint asshole" both texts in all caps. its sonic the hedgehog related in art style, its a black and white old comic format. but these characters arent major sonic charactersALT
Posted 15 hours ago

sotruefeste:

sotruefeste:

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okay Jaques 😭😭 why is this so funny

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it’s tragic because i didn’t include Orlando’s response, it’s even funnier. get him Orlando. you tell him.

Posted 15 hours ago

elbiotipo:

Me: Did you know that medieval cathedrals weren’t actually supposed to be dark and rundown places with only stained glass as color? They were bright places full of light… the reason they look like that now is because of the centuries of accumulated grime and dust, here look at this restoration of the Cathedral of Chartres in France:

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It’s based on actual paint from the times, and when you think about it, it makes a lot more sense, after all a church is supposed to be a bright place of hope. Yet when we think about the middle ages we think about grimy and dark cathedrals. I wonder how much of our conception of history is shaped by our current visions of historical buildings.

My Goth GF: listen, I don’t think this thing between us is working,

Posted 15 hours ago

jumpingjacktrash:

homunculus-argument:

In this weather I think of this image I saw once and never forgot again: A photo of a man in his 50s on a sunny street in Japan (or at least I recall there were shop signs/advertisements in japanese in the background) wearing a leather jacket with a little fan on the side. Which was amusing enough until someone provided context:

The fan was the only outside-visible part of an air conditioning system he had constructed inside his coat. Summers in Japan are both hot and humid, and the man was - at least by his dress - a part of a local rockabilly-subculture, where the leather jacket is an essential component of a full outfit.

On a scale form one to constructing-a-goddamn-mobile-air-conditioning-system-inside-your-coat, how fucking committed are you to your climate-defying fashion choices.

relevant to my previous post re shaving off my beautiful beard: i am at a negative one

i would wear swim shorts and a wifebeater at the met gala i don’t care

Posted 15 hours ago

hera-the-wizard:

hera-the-wizard:

hera-the-wizard:

when observed, are you…

a wave?

a particle?

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oh my god you’re so right

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Posted 15 hours ago

sammy-the-music-boy:

watsonshoneybee:

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

Posted 15 hours ago

lady-harrowhark:

mayasaura:

mayasaura:

The only reason Gideon had not already tried to deck her was that her eyelashes were trembling in rage, and also because she’d never hit Harrow before and was tremendously afraid that once she started she wouldn’t stop.ALT
He said, “This is the part where I hurt you. Are you ready?”ALT
He said, I put my hands around your neck.ALT
I can’t even remember what you said, but I remember that I had you on your back—I put you straight on the fucking ground. I was always so much bigger and so much stronger. I got on top of you and choked you till your eyes bugged out.ALT

Anger was her besetting sin. We had that in common.

#where's the eyes bugged out quote from /who is it?ALT

It’s Gideon addressing Harrow, describing the fight they had as children that led to Harrow opening the Tomb.

Ever gotten to fucking angry that you just killed your entire world? John has, and Gideon’s come very close.

#the implicatiom here that harrow is gideon’s whole world…….. im unwell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @theriverbeyond

feeling so fine about these tags don’t you even worry about it

Posted 15 hours ago

fernsehgerat:

(guy who only knows homestuck, learning about how christianity works) so god has splinters. like dirk

Posted 15 hours ago

midnightsoliloquy:

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anyone can cook, will

this is what I mean when I say the Hannibal fan content is better than the show itself

Posted 15 hours ago

draconym:

I carry a small tape measure on my keychain because several months ago some lady in the grocery store asked me if I had a tape measure on me. I don’t work there, she just apparently thought I looked like someone who would have a tape measure on a trip to the grocery store and I was so flattered by this assumption that I went out and bought a keychain tape measure. I have had reason to use it almost every single day since so I guess what I am saying is Thank you, Grocery Store Lady Who Needed To Know How Wide a Baking Tray Was, you were so right and it has improved my life.

Posted 15 hours ago

narutoheritageposts:

crossroadsbishounen:

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

january 30, 2016

Posted 16 hours ago

myclericalromance:

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

Posted 16 hours ago

tcocktalented:

hi id like to order a big t4t sex with a side of autistic making out thank you